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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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