my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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