sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
