yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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