I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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