I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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