Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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