how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm sobbing to NWA
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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