how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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