I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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