I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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