i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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