On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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