I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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