did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel great
I just peed on a car
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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