Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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