ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
