Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
