apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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