you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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