She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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