Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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