I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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