a queef is a wish your heart makes.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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