But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
kristin has been a bad kristin
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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