her vagine was all disorganized.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
