Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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