She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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