I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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