stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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