I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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