Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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