My hand turned me down
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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