i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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