her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
