he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Randomize
