is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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