A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I fill condoms, not promises.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
