you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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