NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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