Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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