i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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