epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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