do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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