You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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