i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I see more hoeing in ur future
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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