Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Randomize
