How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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