New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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