he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The beers last night were like the tears from god
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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