You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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