If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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